iam trying to be objective here

The by-word for most continuing students around campus is "Transcript", the academic Sirs have released the annual audit of undergraduate life in the form grades on a piece of paper for exams attempted in the previous academic year. I got my transcript to and, not very impressive got a decent grade. Cooled my head sometime ago i am now a casual observer. i have assumed the nondescript role of a psycho-analyst, following bands of students as they go collect their transcripts and watching the frown,grin, grimace or the punch in the air as they come out. to following them to the social places afterwards. occasionally those who imbibe, will literary trot to the beer den, and only then can one really decipher the contents of the transcript sheets, for there is no hour a man is ever truth full and forth wright than his drunken hour. here they will while the night away as they get inebriated and release the contents of there transcripts to their fellow drunks in episodes like top government secrets on wiki leaks. by the end of the night they will have released the whole log of sixteen or plus entries to their fellow drunks. what remains is a sober and objective examination of their performance the following morning, of course with the realisation that they opened Pandora's box yesternight in a drunken stupor, and with that the lose of bragging rights of the make believe academic supremos or the cowering rights for those who had decent improvement in their studies.
   for, i am not a sadistic person i will it stop at that, am even going to pay much more importance to my own performance, i want to be objective hear and see if am on course to become legendary governor of Nyandarua like the much loved J.M kariuki or Laikipia county, for my heart straddles the two county like a toddler jumps from breast to breast for more milk.
     leave you with a favourite hip hop line of my friend and roommate, " they should stop criticizing, sit and realise who i am and start epitomizing," courtesy of Lil Wayne.